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animationandmup:

First look at Ainbo, an animated film by José Zelada at Tunche Film (Peru).
Ainbo is a girl born in the Amazon rain forest. She is protected by Motelo Mama, a gigantic turtle and the most powerful spirit of the forest. Her life changes when Yacurunu, an ancient demon, threatens her home.
The project will be presented in Berlin for international sales, but the delivery date is still unknown.

(Source: animatieblog.nl, via ruinedchildhood)

acrazyinkling:

fleamontpotter:
that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it
The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

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Before I fall in love again

1. I want us to be friends. Which means, I want to be able to eat my favourite cheese crust pizza with you, while having cheese all over my face and even in my hair, without feeling embarrassed or concerned about it.

I want to be comfortable with you, I want to be okay about being messy, irritating, embarrassing, disgusting, petty while with you. Because I will be petty when I see my ex best friend post a happy picture and I will be messy during my finals and I will be embarrassing when I meet your parents for I suck at meeting parents. I want to be okay with being the way I am and the only way to be okay is to know that you’re okay with me being things other than beautiful, graceful and composed at all times.

2. I want to be able to have long and passionate conversations with you not just about existential things but also about what went wrong in the ending of that book and how kids are affected by media and how tomato basil combination always works. I want to have conversations where we may not always have the same views but our fundamental values always fall in place. I want to talk to you about the beauty of the stars but I also want to talk to you about the disgusting mentality behind certain societal norms.

3. I want to see how consistent your actions are with your words. I don’t want to fall for love letters or poems, for sweet Instagram captions or long birthday texts, I want to fall in love with you showing up on time and keeping your promises.

4. I want to take it slow. I want our story to work out in years, not months. I want to respect time and space this time.

5. I want to make sure I am not seeking love from you for the lack of love I have for myself. I want to make sure you aren’t a void I am filling in, you are not an alternative to the things I can’t give myself. I want to make sure you are not doing the same.

6. I want to work out with my insecurities and fears from the past. I don’t want to project them on you, I don’t want to subject you to the doubts, suspicion and anger I carry from the people I have known in the past.

7. Before I fall in love again, I want to make a mattress with you. Of understanding and respect and trust. So when we fall, it doesn’t hurt.

— creatingnikki
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iamcamdon:

havanapitbull:
avvocarlo:
why does part of this original episode sound like a youtube poop
HEY MOE
on the dvd commentary for this episode the writers said that flea (the guy yelling AYY MOE) literally just yelled that line from like the complete opposite side of the recording booth and they didn’t make him redo it because it was loud enough to use lmao

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writingsforwinter:

idk sometimes when i can’t sleep, which is like all the time lately, i think, i wonder if my rapist knows i can’t sleep…does he know? does he care?
does he know i feel nauseous when i smell vanilla candles? that i see his face so clearly in my dreams that it’s like he’s in the room with me? that i panic every time i’m about to have sex? that i flinch at loud noises? that i re-read the messages in which he admits to raping me, just so i can have validation, only to collapse into darkness afterward? that i live with a lack of trust so deep it nearly breaks me? that every week in therapy i spend 60 minutes talking solely about what he has done and still it is not enough time? that i still have not cried in front of my therapist because i am ashamed for being in pain, a shame he instilled in me? that i will live with this for the rest of my life, that if i were immortal i would live with this for eternity too?
does he know this nearly killed me?
does he know sometimes i wish it had?
it’s 12:30am. i cant sleep. im tired of this.

And then something invisible snapped insider her, and that which had come together commenced to fall apart.

— John Green, Looking for Alaska
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happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

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i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

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i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

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thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

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Stay away from the ones you love too much. Those are the ones who will kill you.

— Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch
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One minute they ache to touch you, the next day they want nothing to do with you. Feelings are a fickle thing. You want answers, you need closure, and now you’re laying awake at night trying to hold yourself together because you allowed yourself to be vulnerable. You are full of love for someone who saw what you had to offer – and they decided they didn’t want it. This, an unbearable version of the many forms of loneliness.

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I won’t glorify or romanticize heartbreak, for me it was a kind of death and I was forced to keep living.

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I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.

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justaminorthreat:

legend-of-sora:
ohgressfuriosa:
andimtheteacher:
mamafox18:
mamabearteacher:
Lunch ideas
@magicalmissb I thought of you!
Needed this!
This could be the most useful post on tumblr I’ve ever seen. Ping @samiholloway
Where was this post all my life?
I needed this so bad

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icecreamisbae234:

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believeinprongs:
igperish:
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE
100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

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